Let’s get down to business with some hot tips for how to text a girl. And there’s no better way to do that then we with some text tips, a.k.a. The 10 Best Texts to Send Hot Girls…OF ALL TIME!
Today I want to give you my 10 best texts…right out of my iPhone.
Here are my top 10 text messages…of ALL TIME. Get thumbs your ready! (Note: If you’re wondering why I used images rather than write out the texts, it’s because this way they won’t come up in a Google search. You can feel free to use these texts without fear of “getting caught!”)
10.) The Romantic Commando
This is a great text to send to a girl you’re seeing, or have in a “holding pattern” (i.e., a girl you’re trying to meet up with, but logistics are screwing you over). It’s sweet, romantic, but also manly as Chuck Norris in a vat of testosterone. Be Prince Charming, but keep your manly dignity.
9.) The Scooter-Perv Siting
I must confess, this text was inspired by a Tweet I wrote. (See, this is why it pays to follow us on Twitter!) A great text to send to warm up any girl you’re trying to meet up with. It’s random, not try-hard, and hilarious.
8.) Don’t Hate
Sometimes minimalism pays. You don’t want to be the guy composing DBQ essays on text, making it offensively obvious you’re trying to impress her. Instead, ping her objections with 2 simple words: “Don’t hate.” This text can fit almost any situation and always addresses the issue at hand: her not hating on you.
7.) The Aristocrat
I borrowed this text from someone’s blog, but can’t remember who (if it was your blog, please let me know and I’ll give you a shout out.) Anyway, this is pure genius. Like the “Romantic Commando” it allows you to be “sweet and caring” while also being “awesome and fucking awesome.” The obvious satire counterbalances the strong message. Excellent for dispelling a “player vibe.”
6.) Ladies’ Night
One of the best way to reduce your flake rate is by pretending you have the most awesome shit going on in your life…ever. A perfect way to do that on text (without coming across like a complete douche) is by pairing whatever activity you plan on doing with whatever night you plan on doing it, and then designating it “__(day of the week)__ is _(activity)__ night.” So, for example, if you want to take her out for sushi on a Wednesday, you’d text, “Wednesday is sushi night…bring your own chopsticks!” or something like that.
5.) The Junior Spesh
I can’t explain why this works, but you just have to trust me. Our friend Chris (a.k.a., Junior Spesh), after years of living a self-proclaimed “international playboy” lifestyle, stumbled on a text whose effectiveness is almost fabled. For whatever reason, adding the phrase “Will be fun– let me know :]” to the end of your text almost always gets a response…even from the flakiest, most non-responsive girl. Don’t take my word for it, try it. Like, right now.
4.) Scrolling Nostalgia
If you have numbers in your phone from girls you met months ago, but who flaked on you, trying the old “scrolling nostalgia” trick may finally trigger your long-awaited reunion. The premise is pretty self-explanatory, just type, hit send, and hope for the best. Nothing to lose and everything to gain.
3.) If by X, you mean Y then yes.
This text is the best way to ping any stupid comment or insult a girl might throw your way. You simply answer with an agreement (i.e., “If by (insult)“) and then say something sexual or absurd (i.e., “You mean (awesome)“). So it’s: “If by X, you mean Y.” This is an excellent way to keep a text conversation on track and not get sidetracked by a smart ass remark or barb.
2.) The Baby Maker
Honestly, one of the best texts of all time–especially when it comes to getting girls to de-flake. This text has it all: brevity, humor, role-playing, and a sexual undertone. This is the sort of text that won’t just get a response…it’ll get girls to stop in their tracks and be like, “WTF…who IS this guy?!” Highly recommend for any girl, in any situation.
1.) The B.S.-proof Match Maker
Finally, this brings us to the best text of all time…which, incidentally, is the simplest text of all time: “Drinks? Later?” Let me reiterate: texting is only a means to get a meet-up or date. Sure, the texts above may be funnier, wittier, or more elaborate than 2 simple words; but it doesn’t mean those texts are better.
There’s no such thing as “great text game” since the only purpose of text is to meet up with a girl. I usually start with “Drinks? Later?” and ONLY get creative if that doesn’t work. If 2 simple words are all you need to get a girl out, you know why this is the best text of all time. Otherwise, feel free to use some Text Flirting to “get her in the mood!”
And so there you have it: The 10 Best Texts to Send Hot Girls…OF ALL TIME!
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